Totally OOC: Out of Context Theater

[trigons_child]

So I'm poking through LJ, looking for some posts circa late 2005 - early 2006 (NO REASON) (dear gods have we really been at this for that long?), and I found this snippet of a conversation between Bel and Angel:

Bel: "Let's see, Willow's seeing someone who's apparently like a knight where he's from, but she's worried that a team of vampiric hamsters with screwdrivers may attack him; Cordelia flashed me in class; Bridge and Xander were caught looking up porn on the internet; Piper had a conjugal visit with Lindsey; Isabel's seeing this kid Greg who likes to dress up as a girl; Alanna and Faithful were turned into statues for three weeks; and Blair and I have a bet going in sex ed."

Angel: "...so same ol' same ol'?"

...I can't for the life of me remember where the "team of vampiric hamsters with screwdrivers" attacking Peter came from. *eyes TBQ and FEARS*

Comments

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

*looks innocent*

[trigons_child]

You and innocent do not belong in the same sentence unless "is never" falls in between them.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

askljd;flajsl;aksjdf;lkjasdklj AHAHAHAHA YOUR LOCATION ON THE POST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[trigons_child]

PANDORA WAS PLAYING THE SONG AND IT IS RUINED FOR ME FOREVER.

Oddly, the line would be more appropriate for Bel. ;)

[bitten_notshy]

The sad thing is I know that has to be mid-to-late summer, 2006.

No memory on the vampiric hampsters, though. Willow logic?

[trigons_child]

I think it was a combination of Willow Logic and Bel's Failure to Comprehend. Deadly mix!

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Not going to lie, "team of vampiric hamsters with screwdrivers" does get me thinking.....

[trigons_child]

Now we know what the next BDE will be!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

This makes me wish Blair was still around. Can you imagine Vampire!Blair?

[trigons_child]

HA!

Although I don't think that Blair and Bel would ever have a sex-related bet going on. ;)

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

No, but I can still see evil!Bel taking newly!vamped!Blair under his wing. He would have been the bounciest vamp EVER.

[trigons_child]

THAT WOULD WIN.

I should poke her about referring to my bouncy vampiric minion Blair. :D

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

*giggles so much at current location*

Now the song is stuck in my head. Also? I think I remember when that conversation occurred in game.

[trigons_child]

Now I'm thinking we need to have a day of spouting random literal lyrics. ;)

I WHIP MY HEAD TO THE RIGHT.

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

...And now I want to turn Diana and Samuel into a statue. No reason why.

(Would the vampire hamsters unscrew light fixtures?)

[thatsamilkshake]

...well, Francine and Bobby could look at porn together but it would be very weird and Bobby might get turned into a newt....

[not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, location.