"I had to get it as far from the bad guys as possible!" Momoko flailed at her BFF. "It had a missile launcher, Gatling cannons, and energy weapons! And that was just the stuff that was supposed to be on it. Who knows what those crazy Intergang scientists added to the original plans when they stole it. Well, besides apparently a self-destruct."

She eyerolled. "When the explosions started, I headed for some cities instead of the desert in case we needed help. And then I had to make sure I found a spot to explode it where people wouldn't actually get hurt! And, well. You know how Professor Mode kept going on about capes? My jacket did that; totally caught on something."

Please don't notice her skipping over the 'how hurt she got' part...